On Monday, we took Uncle Jared and Aunt Ariel to London. Mama said they had to do her favorite walk before they leave England. I wasn't sad about that at all! It meant I got to ride on the train, ride on the tube, and walk through my favorite parks in London. I'm going to tell you the route as we go.
First, take the tube to Westminster Station.
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| Me and Mama waiting for a Circle Line train. I feel like we're always waiting for the Circle Line when we get to London! |
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| I love holding on to the yellow hand straps! |
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| The tube is a great place to catch up on the news. |
When you get off, make sure you take exit number 3. Mama likes this one because it's the exit she took when she saw Big Ben for the first time in 2008 (that was before I was born and when she lived in London). After you get out of the tube, say hello to Big Ben. Hopefully he will say hello back! This time, he said hello and told us that it was 11:15. After that, walk across the street and take your picture in the telephone booth right across from Parliament Square. Mama says you have to wave to Winston Churchill as you go by him. I don't have a picture of him this time, but when you go, you'll see him. He's very big!
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| Uncle Jared and Daddy! |
After that, head down Whitehall towards the Horse Guards. Usually, we cut across their parade grounds, but they were busy today. Apparently they have a bunch of military bands coming from all over the United Kingdom to perform there this summer. Mama was pretty disappointed that the horses were all inside. I know that's one of her favorite parts of the walk.
Next, walk through St. James' Park and down the Mall towards Buckingham Palace! We stopped to have lunch by the lake in St. James' Park. There were lots of ducks, swans, and geese to see. I wanted to chase them all over the place, but mostly I wanted to get in the water and swim with them. I was not happy that the Queen had a metal fence put around the lake. I'll have to tell her what I think about that when we go to Buckingham Palace.
Right now, the Mall has Union Jacks hanging down both sides. I think it looks like a postcard!
We saw some guards at the entrance to St. James' Palace. They stand so still! On the end of their big guns, they have knives. Mama says these are bayonets. She also says it's very important not to be a "stupid tourist" and try to make the guards move or smile. I asked her why (because that sounds like fun) and she told me that they are working and we should be respectful. I decided that was a good idea and told everybody around us to leave them alone.
Once you reach Buckingham Palace, cross the street and go in to Green Park. This is the smallest of the Royal Parks, but a very important one. At the end of it, is Constitution Arch and Apsley House, where the Duke of Wellington lived. Mama told me that he was a big war hero. He defeated Napoleon at the Battle of Waterloo! That ended the Napoleonic Wars.
This time, we saw three horse guards on their way back to the Parade grounds. Mama thinks they are the same horses we saw when just she and I visited London in March. I think she's right--two black horses and one white horse.
After you go under the Arch, cross the street and go in to Hyde Park through Hyde Park Corner. Mama really likes this part, because on the corner is the rose garden. Right now, the flowers are so pretty!
I was REALLY tired at this point, so I leaned back in my buggy and took a nap. Daddy put Mama's jacket over me so it would be darker inside. That was nice, because it meant I could sleep even longer!
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I like to cross my ankles a lot--Uncle Jared told me that he crosses his ankles when he sleeps, too!
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Even though I was asleep, I know this walk like the back of my hand, so I can still tell you where to go next.
After you walk through the pretty gardens, you can either walk by the Serpentine and see the people on the paddle boats, or you can go to Speaker's Corner. Mama told me later that Aunt Ariel wanted to see Speaker's Corner, so that's where we walked. Speaker's Corner is where people can come and talk and talk and talk--they can tell people about anything they want to! Mama said that missionaries used to go and stand on a box and tell people all about the church. WOW!
I woke up as we crossed from Hyde Park in to Kensington Gardens, which is one of my favorite places. That's where Peter Pan lives! Mama said no trip to London is complete unless you have seen Peter Pan.
We finished the walk by getting ice cream by Kensington Palace. Mama usually likes to sit on a bench and watch people to finish off her favorite walk, but this time, the sun was shining lots, so we found some shade and sat on the grass. I liked that a lot because there were sticks to play with!
After we had ice cream and played with some sticks (and Mum and Dad changed my diaper. In the middle of the park! I was so embarrassed...) we decided to go to the British Museum. We don't have any pictures from the museum this time, but I can tell you what my favorite part was. In the room where they have all the stone carvings from the Parthenon, there was a big white fan just like the one in Mama and Daddy's room! I was so excited. I wanted to touch it, but Daddy said I would have to wait to touch ours when we got home. After that, the museum was just the same old same old.
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Mummy's note: Henry was pretty excited about the fan, but he did also really enjoy the Roman and Greek artifacts on the upper floor. We saw some amazing things, including some very old copper from Cyprus! Daddy's favorite part was a projectile for a sling shot that the Greek's used. On the back, they wrote: "Take That" in Greek. He thought that was awesome (and so did I!)
Then we decided it was time for dinner! We wanted to eat at a certain pub, called the John Snow, but they didn't allow kids. Lame. But I'll tell you why we wanted to eat there. Just a bit off Oxford Street, is an old water pump. In 1854, there was a huge outbreak of Cholera in London. A man named John Snow figured out that it was because somebody had washed a nappy in the water by this pump and contaminated it! Everybody who drank from this water pump, or touched it, got sick. It was a very important discovery! Daddy and Aunt Ariel both wanted their picture by the pump. Mama made Daddy wash his hands afterwards--just in case.
Anyway, since we couldn't eat at the pub, we grabbed some sandwiches at a Pret-a-Manger that was next door. I liked that better anyway, because Daddy got a smoothie. Of course he shared with me!
After dinner, we bought some Ben's Cookie's for dessert and walked back to Westminster. On the way, we walked through Piccadilly Circus!
We took Regent's Street back to the Mall from there. We could see the London Eye from St. James' Park--we headed in that direction.
On the street just before you reach Parliament Square, is the Institute for Mechanical Engineers! Daddy and Uncle Jared are both Mechanical Engineers, so Mama took their picture by it. Cool!
I was getting pretty silly at this point, because I was so tired but I still wanted to have fun. Mama says that I crack her up when I get like that--it's true! She just laughs and laughs, and so does Aunt Ariel! We wanted to take a couple of group pictures by Big Ben, so we stopped on Parliament Square and played for a while.
Of course we had to do a jumping picture, but we had a "whoops!" picture....Daddy let go of my hand! I was laughing, and laughing, and laughing--I didn't know I should have been scared of Mama landing on me on accident--luckily she didn't!
In the end, we did get a really good jumping picture!
I had so much fun playing on the grass. I was getting so tired though--I was what Mama calls "slap happy." None of realized how late it was, because it was still light out! But when we looked up at Big Ben's clock tower and saw that it was almost 8:00 we decided we better hop on the tube and head back to Kings' Cross Station.
Our very last stop in London was Platform 9 3/4. Uncle Jared and Aunt Ariel wanted to see if they could go to Hogwarts--I told them that the train only comes on September 1st, but they didn't listen to me.
We had such a fun day in London! When we finally got home, I was exhausted and wanted to go right to sleep. Whew--being a tour guide is tough.
--Little Brute--